Rosevear – marriage veil
Gould – boulder earrings
Sheridan – horse mat
Blackler – cobbler
Hawker – impersonator
Gouldthorpe – fashionable trouser
Green – coroner’s ladle
Davis – shaggy dog
Ireson – green valley
Chong – ornate house boat
Hughes – lethal cough
Ford – expensive butler
Oneill – horse and cart
Godfrey – undercooked chicken
Gledhill – epaulets
Tag Archives: poetry
Friday
Friday is a farce.
I travel in at the usual time, on the lumbering bus, but the morning’s mostly spent making tea or blowing my nose, and then it’s an early lunch. I put my umbrella over my shoulder and march down like a matchstick man to the nearest boozer. It’s all brown panels and busty barmaids inside, and a strange air flows in the rooms, an air of relief and happiness because it’s Friday, and yet below, lurking like a creature from the deep, I sense a foreboding feeling of inevitability that the weekend won’t last forever.
Next week we’ll be doing this sad little dance again, again and again in fact, until we die. Still, the looming white breasts of the barmaids (always in the same tired dresses) pour forth the frothy golden beer and it’s easy to forget about anything past today.
Back at my desk, I arrange the leaves on my plate carefully, and adorn here and there with cherry tomatoes, those little marvels of bursting red flavour.
The rest of the afternoon is a write-off and then we’re back down into the stinking dungeon that transports us to-and-fro off into our warm little living rooms, or like me, back into another den with the swirling brown panels and huge white breasts.
Tomorrow is Saturday, and I’ll bury my face into my soft white pillows.
More Poetic Slang
Another Word Poem
Beswick – bald patch
Potter – woven purse or wallet
Alderman – statuesque administrator
Pepper – bespoke container
Hodgkinson – auditorium
Sherrington – fine liquors
Fahy – hay bale
Humphreys – chin strap
McGarvey – bespeckled teacher of French
Magic!
I was dripping in cheap cologne
The camel I had ridden home
Was armed to the teeth with bagels
And we were able to weather the storms
And make it home in time for the harvesting
Of the corn and bath time, too.
We’d had quite a laugh
We’d travelled across deserts and
Under blue moons and steep grass
And if I ever see another camel
Or eat another bagel
It’ll be too soon,
Too bloody soon.
Don’t Hold Back
I like a bit of chaos, drama. I think we should all strive to have a lot of drama in our lives. Out of drama and chaos great creativity is born, plus it helps to make you feel alive.
You should always be listening to music, preferably on headphones with very loud volume, while doing two or three other tasks at the same time, to increase levels of pressure, tension and disorientation.
There is a kind of calm that comes with the chaos, somehow. When I’m on the tube, packed to the brim in the morning rush hour, I’m alone with my thoughts even though lyric-heavy or very fast music is blasting in my ears and I’m surrounded by the million faces of fellow commuters.
When life gets stagnant, when we’re finally sat at our desks after all the fanfare of the rush, and the monotony of our work sets in, this is when we’re most unhappy. As we know, we weren’t meant to leave sedentary lives. I get around this by walking the four miles home every night of the week, come rain or shine.
I used to shy away from confrontation but now I’m more inclined to actively seek it, as a way of squeezing out some drama from an otherwise dull and dreary day.
Bob Dylan has just been given the highest award in France, the Légion d’honneur, in recognition of his “chaotic life and lyrics of an exceptional artist who is recognised in his own country and throughout the world as a major singer and a great poet”.
I say it’s right we should celebrate Dylan’s chaotic life and recognise that without it his creativity wouldn’t have been either as abundant or as profound, stemming as it has done from great drama and chaotic experience, which reflects a life well lived in to the essence of existence in the world.
Institutions
Our lives are preordained by controlling forces a lot of us don’t even question.
We go from one institution to another: school, university, work, old people’s homes.
The only differences I can tell so far between the educational institutions I’ve gone through and my workplace is that I get paid now whereas someone had to pay for me to go to schools.
Apart from that there’s not much difference.
I don’t particularly want to be at work as I didn’t particularly want to be at school. I don’t make much effort at work and I never did at school either.
The difference is that I am questioning the need to be here, at work. Obviously the need is money, and only money.
It still feels like school. Even the professional, mature and composed woman who sits near my desk reminds me of the prim and proper type of schoolgirl, a try hard with all her pens and paper laid out perfectly, aiming for top marks.
There are also the geeks, bullies and idiots. I don’t see myself as part of these groups and I didn’t at school either.
The only thing I’m glad about in respect to work is that at least I’m not really ‘anything’. I’m not a solicitor or a trainee, I’m not an engineer, I’m not a doctor, I’m not anything. I’m free and defying the institutionalisation that sets upon us as soon as we’re old enough to work.
But how long can I hold out? One day the money I earn will not be enough, and maybe I’ll need to become ‘something’.
It all depends on one’s willingness to compromise on one’s values and ideals.
One thing I can safely say about all my heroes is that they definitely did not compromise. I think it’s the choice between doing something great or just becoming part of the institution. It’s the choice between the freedom of Life or being a cog in the grinding wheel of Death.
To compromise is cowardice.
P.S. I Hate You
Spreading bullshit should be everyone’s priority.
So here’s a poem:
Byrne – Burn
Cornelius – Bunions
Hill – Grassy
Sumby – Horrible stump
Stott – Ugly spinster
Amos – Classical style, Italian
Bessler – Wig
Martin – Mon père
Millett – Hay
The Sacred City
Oh! what a colourful market. Such trinkets and wares you’ve never seen.
Snake charmers wobble about in their turbans, seemingly possessed by the snakes that come wobbling and swaying like drunken walking sticks out of their big woven baskets.
Men who eat the hearts of lambs to gain their courage bleat and grunt and shuffle about on all fours under the bright rugs that cover the stalls. Their dirty hands reach up occasionally and snag your clothing. The shy tourist doesn’t quite know what to make of this ludicrous spectacle, but the local old women are well accustomed to the grabbing hands of the naked bleaters and thrust their canes under the stalls, vigorously through the rugs and don’t even hear the shrieks and whimpers that come back from under the rugs.
Great barrel-chested men with all sorts of ornamental facial hair sell weapons from the farthest reaches of the continent. Imported, old-fashioned pistols and native swords, many with huge curved blades and golden handles. They apparently don’t need a permit to sell such deathly instruments and the tourist would do well to stay away from these stalls, for passing merchants are prone to challenge you to a duel so as to be given a discount on anything they wish to buy. And if challenged, you would be wise to accept, and I hope you are well prepared.
Big fountains fill the main squares, fountains without running water. The sovereignty seem to have forgotten their cultural duties, and the once proud fountains, which depict ancient heroes in death throes and were once a main attraction for tourists, stand neglected and dirty, with stagnant green water frothing at the rims of the huge cracked bowls.
The locals are neither proud of their town or willing to relinquish it to foreigners or foreign languages, and the tourist will find him or herself feeling at times quite unwelcome in this sacred city. Never fear, however, for when feelings of isolation pang at your heart, the tourist can always return to the port, where the shrewder in the government’s administration have organised a promenade where tourists can mingle, and eat together in sanitised restaurants and enjoy museums, jaunts out to sea, and even flavour some local delights. But beware yet, for the tourist companies can never completely keep away the shady characters and skeletal beggars that come down from the little alleys of the dark heart of town, and bother the civilised.